Here is the story:

You are the double pack of zesta crackers from Cafe Maia and I am the can of spray cheese that doesn't work at high altitudes. Mac is the beachtowel and Krista is the sand that used to be dry, but is hidden under high tide. Andrew is the Tide detergent that gives Kami a rash.

NOW DANCE! DANCE MY LITTLE ZESTA CRACKA!